Yesterday

I held up a leash for the cashier to see. "My son got a new puppy today." 

"That's exciting," she said, smiling.

I held up a package of paper bowls. "He's thirsty." She smiled again.

I held up a new pair of pants in boys' size 12/14. "He threw up all over my son." She laughed out loud. 

I held up the towel. "And now we need a new seat cover." She continued to laugh.